Products
47 services. All of them work. Suspiciously well.
We have 47 cloud services. Why 47? Because 46 wasn't enough and 48 felt greedy. Every service works. Every time. This should make you suspicious.
Core Services
SUS Compute
Virtual machines that actually run.
- 99.99% uptime (verified)
- Instant provisioning
- Auto-scaling that works
- No surprise reboots
SUS Storage
Your data goes somewhere. We know where.
- 11 9's durability
- Instant access
- No egress fees
- We'll tell you which datacenter
SUS Shield
Security so good we don't fully understand it.
- DDoS protection (free)
- WAF included
- Zero-day response: immediate
- Threat reports you can read
SUS Database
It stores things. And retrieves them. Accurately.
- ACID compliance (actually)
- Automatic backups
- Point-in-time recovery
- Queries return correct results
Additional Services
SUS CDN
Content delivery that delivers content. Globally. Fast.
SUS Functions
Serverless that doesn't cold start for 10 seconds.
SUS Queue
Messages go in. Messages come out. In order.
SUS Secrets
Secret management where we actually don't know your secrets.
SUS Analytics
Real-time analytics that are actually real-time.
SUS AI
AI services that work without requiring a PhD to configure.
SUS Search
Full-text search that finds what you're looking for.
SUS Mail
Transactional email that doesn't go to spam.
SUS Stream
Video streaming and transcoding. It just works.
38 More Services
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