Pricing
Transparent pricing. Suspiciously transparent.
Professional
$
149
/mo
For teams just getting suspicious
- ā 10 suspicious VMs
- ā 500GB storage (we know where)
- ā Advanced monitoring
- ā Priority support (4hr response)
- ā SUS Shield
- ā Interdimensional failover
Most Suspicious
Enterprise
$
499
/mo
For teams with questions
- ā Unlimited VMs
- ā 5TB storage (still know where)
- ā Real-time anomaly detection
- ā 1hr support response
- ā SUS Shield included
- ā Interdimensional failover
Beyond Suspicious
Galactic
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For teams that transcend questions
- ā Everything in Enterprise
- ā Unlimited storage (across dimensions)
- ā Dedicated account manager (per timezone)
- ā Instantaneous support response
- ā Full compliance (all known regulations)
- ā Interdimensional failover
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Transparent Pricing Principles
No Hidden Fees
The price is the price. We don't understand why this is unusual.
Predictable Billing
Same day. Every month. Your finance team will be suspicious.
No Vendor Lock-in
Leave whenever you want. We'll help you. It's suspicious, we know.
Usage Transparency
Real-time cost tracking. You'll know exactly what you're spending. Why don't others do this?