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EVERYTHING IS FINE Probably? Likely.

Suspiciously
Reliable.

Suspiciously Reliable. That's healthy. That's why we named the company this. We want you to ask questions. We have answers. We just can't share all of them.

Trusted by 2 of the S&P 500 • We're in a quadrant. We can't say which one.

Trust is earned. Suspicion is free.

EVERYTHING IS FINE. SUSPICIOUSLY FINE.

Your data is safe. ...Why do you ask?

Why Suspicious?

Because in an industry of broken promises, reliability is the most suspicious thing of all.

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ZERO TRUST ARCHITECTURE

We don't even trust ourselves. That's not a bug, it's a philosophy. Every request is verified. Every action is logged. Every anomaly is investigated. We're watching everything. Including ourselves watching everything.

Our security team has trust issues. We hired them specifically for this.
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99.999% UPTIME

Five nines. Verified. Audited. Real. Not calculated using creative methodology. Not excluding 'scheduled maintenance.' Actual uptime. It's suspicious how good our uptime is. We know.

View our public status history. All of it. We have nothing to hide.
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ACTUALLY INFINITE SCALE

Not 'practically infinite.' Not 'infinite*' with an asterisk. Actually infinite within the constraints of physical reality. We planned for your growth. All of it.

If you somehow exceed our capacity, Sterling will call you personally. This has never happened.
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DOCUMENTATION THAT EXISTS

Every API documented. Every error explained. Every edge case considered. Our docs are so thorough, it's suspicious. People ask if we're hiding something. We're not. We just really like documentation.

Last updated: Today. Because we update it. Daily. Like professionals.

Our Services

47 services. All of them work. We know that sounds suspicious.

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SUS Compute

Not 'up to' seconds. Seconds. Actual seconds.

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SUS Shield

We've mitigated attacks you've never heard of. And some you have.

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SUS Secrets

Your credentials are encrypted at rest, in transit, and in our nightmares.

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SUS Network

Latency measured in single-digit milliseconds. We're not lying.

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SUS Monitor

Alerts that actually alert. Dashboards that actually dash... board.

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All services work. All documentation is current. All APIs are versioned properly. We know. It's suspicious.

POWERED BY SUS

Companies that chose SUS. They had questions. We had answers.

*Historical customer. Their data is still safe. Their company is not. Unrelated.

SUS STATUS

ALL SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL
Overall Status: Operational
SUS Compute: Operational
SUS Storage: Operational
SUS Shield: Operational
SUS Network: Operational
SUS Database: Operational
SUS Secrets: Operational
Last Incident: 847 days ago
Security Rating A+
100/100 SSL Labs
2847 Days Until Cert Expires
0 Breaches (ever)

Everything is fine. *Suspiciously* fine.

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Transparent Pricing

No surprises. No hidden fees. No asterisks that change everything. Just pricing.

Free Tier

$0/mo
  • 1,000 hours SUS Compute
  • 25 GB SUS Storage
  • SUS Shield (basic)
  • Community support
  • Full documentation access
Get Started

Free forever. Actually forever.

Enterprise

Let's Talk
  • Everything in Professional
  • Dedicated infrastructure
  • 24/7 phone support
  • Compliance certifications
  • Sterling may attend meetings
Contact Sales

We'll answer your questions. All of them.

Ready for infrastructure that actually works?

We know it's suspicious. That's the point.

Trust is earned. We've been earning it.